Monday, December 10, 2007


Breaking News: Nicole Kidman is Fertile!!!

Nicole Kidman should really get pregnant. She doesn't want to adopt again because Keith Urban would like to have his own child. She is in fact gonna have a real baby--No, her eggs aren't dried up--She's not a mannequin. I am actually so happy to be reporting this. It will happen sometime in February by the way.

2 comments :

Anonymous said...

What do you mean a "real" baby? Even babies that are adopted are real. You sound like a complete idiot.

Now I know why my coworkers laugh at your site.

Anonymous said...

I think you will find she is already pregnant (footage of her in Oz going into court she was shielding her baby bump)and i think that's why she is going on tour with hubby instead of promoting her movie.